If you’d rather have me stuff you into an empty pillow case, helicopter you over my head, then launch you into a brick wall… than:
✓ Polish your pitch
✓ Figure out FB ads
✓ Come up with copy
✓ Write witty emails
✓ Do sales calls
✓ Set up software
✓ Tinker with tools
✓ Test, track, tweak
And so on and so forth?
Don’t worry. We gotcha.
Hey, it’s Steve Hofstetter.
We do done-for-you funnels.
Everything you need to get Patty Prospect hoppin’ on the calendar.
Wanting to work with you.
Expecting a fee of $1k, $3k, even $5k or more.
Ready to pull the trigger.
Even though, just yesterday, she’d never heard of you.
And all this happened in the background.
While you were getting wine-drunk with neighbors you don’t even like all that much.
(But hey, Susie’s shrimp scampi dip is not a game. So I’m glad ya went.)
It gets better.
You didn’t need to touch a line of code.
Or integrate your email provider with ClickFunnels.
Or embed a stupid ScheduleOnce calendar.
Or buy another friggin’ Facebook ads course.
Or spend days writing emails.
Or, heck, even find and train a salesperson.
Nope, we did it all for ya.
Leaving you one task, and one task only:
Spoil your clients.
Can ya handle that?
Assuming you’re a coach, consultant, expert, or agency.
Selling something for $1k or more.
Or wanting to.
AND you’re not broke.
(This ain’t a charity, aiiight?)
AND you’re cool with me emailing you a case study?
Then, please, proceed: